EADJ Pun Police: Hall Monitor Edition

"All right, guys. The third period bell is about to ring, so make your way to your classrooms. Anyone caught in the hallway will get a tardy or a trip to the principal. And let's keep any puns to a minimum."

"A sign in an Indian eatery. Ugh. Really? They couldn't do better than '(curry)ently?' That's a stern warning from me."

"Simply Ear-Resistable? That means it is resistable, but with ears. BAD BUNNY."

"Okay, this one is waffle... I mean, AWFUL. It deserves a write up. Easily a mark on your record there."

"HAIR YE, HAIR YE. Oh that is painful. Plus the second sentence is just the worst. Here's your violation slip– go directly to the principal's office. And NO RUNNING."

"Aggghh! So many puns! Too many! I'm gonna need back up! Mr. Senheim, come out to the hallway! I'm in over my head here! HEEEELLLLLPP!"

Unintentional Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze

Go ninja! Go ninja go!

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Clean Your Oven In 8 Simple Steps

Oven cleaning can be a chore. But instead of chemical oven cleaners, here's a more natural, painless way to get the job done:

1) Make sure your oven is switched off and cooled down.

2) Mix your own cleaning solution with baking soda and water.

3) Cover the oven in the cleaning paste.

4) Let it sit overnight.

5) Wipe down the oven. 

6) Spray it with vinegar.

7) Wipe down the oven one last time.

8) Replace the oven racks.

And speaking of racks, I have never needed luggage racks on top of my limo because the trunk space is huge. But this one time I picked up a big family at the airport, and they brought THIRTY EIGHT pieces of luggage and didn't want any in their seating area. I ended up filling my passenger seat so high I could barely see the rear view mirror!

Stay safe, kids!

UAG