Tell me about it. Getting the shingles made me want to pray for death, too.
Why would you need to drop out of school a second time? COMMIT, kids!
Just in case you thought the whole "purp" thing was over... it's not.
This guy wins life by waiting for his wife to finish shopping in the department store's furniture section.
Josh discovered that Santa was a hippie burnout and suddenly wished he weren't real after all.
This cover seems a little puerile for a veteran rapper like Busta Rhymes. Who knows.
"Thanks, but I just brushed my teeth, and I hate that taste with OJ." *shudder*
#accidentalGoatse
Hey, look. Santa also paints!
I love this homage. No change needed.
