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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"A lion with dreads holding a gun behind a stack of gold bars is stupid. So let's have two of them."


Hey, since Gucci Mane just lazily slaps dumb rhymes about bitches and cars on beats, let's lazily slap his head, tats, and chains on top of Mark Wahlberg's body in the movie poster for "Contraband" . Who cares if it makes Gucci Mane look like he's got crippling back problems?


"Okay, so your hip-hop name is Smoke, right? Well, Smoke is also the name of a professional-grade online editing and finishing system for broadcast by Autodesk. There's also a motion graphics and compositing software by Adobe called After Effects, and it would be really clever if you named your album 'After Effect.' No, trust me, it's cool."


Wow. Just wow.


If you're going to do a riff on the flag of California, why would you replace the bear with Oscar the Grouch? And why does he have shades on? Has he been smoking up, too? Too many questions, Game.


(I posted a comment here, then erased it, then posted another, then erased that one, realizing there's no comment that could make this album cover any more enjoyable)

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight!

Posted by Pilotemane90 on the excellent Floating Dog YouTube page, a "hey-I'm-a-pilot" show-offy and scoldy comment that I can't decide to file under "nobody gives a shit" or "shut the fuck up."

"Now why is this important, well the oil pick up is in the lowest pat of the sump, so if all your oil is floating at the top, and your sump is at the bottom you can run the risk of running the engine out of oil, hence the reason for inverted oil an fuel systems. And please dont use the Im in flight school BS again you sound like an idot. But otherwise negatve G's are awesome!"