"A Pathmark Divided Cannot Stand"

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Darn Them Hamsters!

• Michael Bay reboots Tuesdays With Morrie

• Why You Are NOT In Denial

• How Green Was My Vagina

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Willy Wonka and the Rampant OSHA Violations

• Spinoff: The King of Queens' Brother's Girlfriend's Aunt

• Meet The Press X Wipeout Mashup

• Bill Burr & Lavell Crawford Lie On a Pile of Money For 5 Hours

• Majestic Squid

UAG

UAG

"Push Yourself, Because No One Else Is Going To Pathmark For You."

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

A Pretty Dumb Experiment

I tried something today. I played the YouTube clip "9 Year Old with AMAZING VOICE Sings National Anthem!!!" to the Dragon Dictation app on my phone to see what would happen. 

Here is the clip in its entirety:

After recording the audio for a good 2 minutes, the Dragon Dictation app started to process and hopefully transcribe the lyrics. And here is the result of all that processing:

STUPIDITY ACHIEVED!

Holy Lord, Target

The following mis-shelved (and disheveled) items were spotted last night in a Target over a course of 30 minutes: