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More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Well, time to WRAP this whole adventure up!" *lame laughter track*

"Holy shit, are you Ryan Gosling?"

"No, are you Michelle Williams?"

"No."

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Are you ready to race?"

"No."

"From tha muthafuckin' streets of Dayton Ohio, bitches, we RUN THIS BITCH."

"If you have your hand up in me, who has their hand up in you?"

Uh... is this movie real? Pass.

"Jeez, fans of Olivia Newton John probably never knew how hard she was to work with behind the scenes." 

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Don't Get Your Font in a Curlz

More typographical awfulness from Brooklyn:

Wine list. Classy.

Nail salon. Typical. (Yeah, I'm taking a photo of your shop, bitch)

Back scratcher?! Random!


But the most flagrant violator EADJ has ever seen has to be Dizzy's Café in Park Slope:



Jesus, it's like the owner strided into a Kinko's, handed the Desktop Publisher a floppy disk, and said, "Make all my signage with this whimsical font, you orphan raper!"

Not that Kinko's employees aren't orphan rapers. Some are. Actually, a lot are. A vast majority are. Especially the third shift ones. That's why if you walk into a Kinko's late at night, they have to come to the register from the back, because they're raping an orphanage out back. For serious. I'm surprised no one has noticed this before.