We know now that the only people who still tweet are PG&E brands, out-of-touch influencers who aren't influencing shit anymore, and the worst president in the history of the United States. So in case you're still on Twitter and you are any of these people, feel free to use any of these awful hashtags in your own failing feed:
#gayasteroid
#walnutsizedclitoris
#DaisyDukeastronautsuit
#Playboymansiondaycare
#flickingcashewsatthePope
#huffingnormalbreathingair
#watchingCSPANwithmydickout
#gigihadadpingpongflimflamflipflop
#atrailofgunpowderalongthesmallofmyback
