Meanwhile, On Words With Friends...

Ayana successfully plays the word "TITMAN."

That's right. TITMAN. For 20 points.

Here's what Google Images brings back when you type it in search, even without filtering explicit results:

TITMAN.

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So how did "The Casino Job" do?

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Well, it sucked more than William Shatner's "Incident On A Dark Street" but it didn't suck quite as much as "Jeremy's Family Reunion." I would by no means call it enjoyable in any case.

The actual DVD Artwork:

Side note: I carried that DVD in my messenger bag for a few days, and people who spotted it in there automatically thought it was a porno. Thanks, "Casino Job" for getting me suspicious looks from a New Jersey Transit conductor.

The more things change, the more dick Joel eats.

Oh Joel.

This reporter came to L.A. and even flew out his fiancée so we could meet up with Joel and have some non-dick eating fun. Unfortunately, Joel was flying out for some out-of-town freelance action.

Missed connections. Lost opportunities. Rivers of tears.

In more lighthearted news, Mel Gibson's "Apocalyptico" took the top box office spot.

(pictured above, a snapshot Brad Harvey took of Carsten's crotch as he orders some high-falutin wine)