What Counts As Classy In New Jersey

Pictured above: smoking with the windows rolled down even if it's 20º outside because you borrowed your friend's car and don't want it to smell like your cigs.

 

The ProofrEADJer, Disturbing Source Material Edition

From deviantART:

From the Dollar Section at the front of Target (not the incomplete word):

From the original edition of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick:"

Don't ask:

From the DRIcore instructional DVD, as reviewed in last week's EADJ DVD Freestyle, which apparently shows you how to build a hidden sex dungeon:

What I Imagine To Be A Vicious Cycle

1) Buy expensive gas money

2) Fill up the generator to play piano

3) Play piano to buy gas money