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An Open Discussion, Part II

Earlier last week, we thought we spotted HGTV star Christina El Moussa modeling in a shitty catalog. After careful review, we have decided that this is NOT the former "Flip or Flop" host. Why? MOLES.

Here we found the shitty catalog online and pulled up the item based on the catalog number. A closeup of the model indicates that she has 2 or 3 prominent birthmarks on her neck.

We hired Los Angeles's top forensics specialists to examine the catalog photo and compare it a photo of El Moussa, and they said it was conclusive that El Moussa does not have any neck moles and therefore cannot be the woman in the floral top page of the catalog.

This concludes the Open Discussion and closes the nonexistent debate forever. Amen.

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The question is, "Are they together?"



A few details that you probably can't see in this low-res YouTube clip:

• That's a big jar of muscle protein (like John Reid's Mass-Tech) in front of Tai Chi dude.

• I don't think in Tai Chi they give out belts, but Tai Chi dude is rocking a sweet pair of yellow socks. Plus he looked a hell of a lot like Steve Callahan.

• There's a bored white woman behind the blues singer. Not sure if she's with Tai Chi dude or if she's one of the women that done the blues guy wrong.

Behind the Greatest Footage Ever Shot.

(pictured above, Todd Crisman demonstrates how obvious he was about photographing the SFVOSP.)