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Skims Lingerie is Not Just a Lingerie Company. It's an Outreach Program for Supermodels

Earlier this year Kim Kardashian launched an ad campaign for her Skims lingerie line, featuring a reunion of former Victoria's Secret models: Candace Swanepoel, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, and Alessandra Ambrosio. The former 'Angels' expressed gratitude and relief after being laid off in recent years by Victoria Secret in a new push to feature "regular-looking" models. The reality star with the giant ass said she hopes to make lingerie purchases based on unrealistic body images fashionable again.

Editor's full disclosure: I myself am fat.

Questions To Ask The Attendants To The Self Checkout Registers at Newark Airport

• What's your job here, exactly?

• I mean, it's a job. I get it. But instead of ringing someone up, you just stand there and tell us what to do?

• You're just here to make sure I don't steal anything, right?

• Why the apron?

• Do you expect me to tip you for not doing a job you used to do, too?

• Couldn't you just sit in a chair for this job, too, instead of standing all day?

• How much for these mints? Oh wait. I'll just SCAN them myself.

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: The Summer Airport Collection

It can't be an accident that my girl let her sparkly bra strap screaming "VICTORIA'S SECRET" in full view.

Grandma used up all the dye.

Before traveling as a group, stop by the shoe outlet to get the same pair for everyone.

Spotted at Target. A belt is a wise purchase, sir.

GOOD LORD. I thought she was Brazilian for a second there.

The TSA are just militarized Kinko's workers.

This lady was in Oakland. She blended right in.

When the school told her Monday was Pajama Day, she didn't realize it was just for HER KIDS.

The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

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