Monday, August 11, 2014
Friday, August 8, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
New EADJ Segment: Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen
Empire State, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Liam Hemsworth and Nancy Drew
Dwayne Johnson as Cody: (as they enter the police station) "Do you know what your problem is, Macguire? You take a bullet like a woman."
Playing For Keeps, starring Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel & Uma Thurman
Gerard Butler as Kip Young: "Why have I never settled down? Just look at me!"
Killing Season, starring John Travolta and Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro as Sully Cox: "These fuckers are trying to corner us."
John Travolta as Thorpe: "Well, let's box 'em out, then."
D2: The Mighty Ducks, starring Emilio Estevez
Emilio Estevez as Coach Walter Annex: "You think you're hot stuff just because you won one championship? Well, that's what they're expecting- they're expecting you to be weak and HAPPY. Well, I'm here to tell you that you've got a lot of reasons to still be MAD! Cammy, you still suck at your Russian lunges! Lil' Dougie, I hope you don't think that's what you call a dump and chase, because that stuff is WEAK. What are you laughing at, Toto? Get that taco out of your mouth and work on your goaltending! Yeah, I said it! Get MAD, Ducks!"
Safe Haven, starring Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough
Julianne Hough as Maisie: "I think I'm falling in love with you."
Josh Duhamel as Calgon: "You have cancer."
Safe Haven, starring Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria and Jayma Mays
Neil Patrick Harris: (to camera) "Here we Smurf again!" (winks and collects unironic but cynical paycheck)
End of Watch, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and That Hispanic Actor Whose Name You've Never Learned Because You're a Straight-up Racist
That Hispanic Actor Whose Name You've Never Learned Because You're a Straight-up Racist as Guillermo: "Should we call for back up?'
Jake Gyllenhaal as Vic: "No. We don't need witnesses for this."
The Last Stand, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dev James: (looking at a customized helicopter/tank combo with a gatling gun and four rocket launchers as Papa Roach's "Getting Away With Murder" blares from the speakers) "Nice."
Let's Be Cops, starring Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr.
Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr. as Huck and Doobie: (singing in their squad car at a stop light) ♬ All that she wants is another baby / She's gone tomorrow boy / All that she wants is another baby / All that she wants is another baby ♬
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
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Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Smecial Dreams Mini-Entry: Two Men, Two Different Dreams
“He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life.”
― Virginia Woolf, Orlando
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Monday, August 4, 2014
Friday, August 1, 2014
The EADJ Sticker Show Comes Back For No Particular Reason
Once again, we spot a bunch of random stickers around town and summon the power of Google to explain their raisons d'être.
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"Don't Hate, Procreate."
Location: Midtown NYC
Possible Meaning: a pro-life movement in New Jersey?
Googling this phrase with the word "sticker" resulted in a lot of anti-Obama right wing stickers, which is odd.
But we did find a version of it on a t-shirt with the New Jersey state for the "O" in "PROCREATE." Still no idea what it could mean.
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"Paone Dezire 145.60"
Location: Soho NYC
Possible Meaning: The name of some dude who charges $145.60 in Bitcoin for a back rub.
Googling "Paone," "Deszire" and "145.60" brought us to a similar photo on Pingram with the same sticker. And then another shot on Instagram revealed a comment by user "pane_nyc" who turns out to be a Brooklyn-based graffiti artist. who at one point DID have stickers out and about. So, that's certainly a possibility.
Maybe? Results are 12% inconclusive.
"BRWTNESS"
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
Possible Meaning: Either an Armani Exchange knockoff brand or the logo for a neo-Nazi youth movement.
Bingo! It's a skate brand with other pithy t-shirt designs as "FUCK," "Middle Finger," and "FUCK YOU DIE" (with middle finger).
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(Unknown Anchor Symbol with E and M)
Location: Jersey Shore
Possible Meaning: A funky brand of rugged nautical children's wear?
Gah. This is a toughie. I tried to Google "EM Anchor Wings" but nothing came up except images of plates of hot wings. I tried to isolate the logo and run it through reverse image search engine Tineye.com, but nuttin' came up.
Result: Frustratingly inconclusive.
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"Young Whales"
Location: Union, NJ
Possible Meaning: Ironic hipster rock band makes fun of Capitalism in their kid-friendly songs.
First Google result was a closed down online shop. Then another link showed that this was in fact another brand of urban clothing, run by NY Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz and launched with his fellow Giants rookie Nate Collins in 2010.
Phew. Only 2 out of 5 solved. We should Google harder next time.
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