What Mall Kiosk Attendants Are Thinking: Special Pandemic Edition

Grace at the GOT CANDY? kiosk at the Woodland Mall at Grand Rapids, Michigan.

"Jeez. 3 people today. Total. In the entire mall."

Hanna at the Massage Pod kiosk at the Merle Hay Mall in Des Moines, Iowa.

"Either that's a giant dust bunny or a legit tumbleweed over there."

Darcy at the Otto Cases kiosk at the Kentucky Oaks Mall in Paducah, Kentucky.

"I'm a solitary person. But this is some bullshit."

My Favorite Guy at the NJ Train Station

Because nothing's more refreshing among a sea of suits and Blackberrys than ROCK.

\m/

Street.

Pictured above, a leather jacket for someone who either roots for teams from Philadelphia or supermarkets in the southeast United States.