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Thursday, September 20, 2018

More Awful But Available Porn Names


Welcome to the San Fernando Valley. Now that you have a permanent address here, would you like to become a pornstar? Of course you would. So to get you started in the adult film industry, here are some terrible names you can pick from to become famous:

HIM

Joblerone
Lionsack O’Shit
Seafood Newberg
Beto O’ Pork
Hanley Hanley Roy
Deepcock Choke-ra

HER

L’Shana Tova
Fentanyl
Ella Vader
Eska Later
Snow White Ana Humpsmen
Franny Pack
Shitzin Giggles