Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes or whatever, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Fear Factor: Infant Edition

• Let's Follow "2 Broke Girls"Actor Jonathan Kale Around For No Reason

• X-treme Elder Day Care

• Talking Talking Dead- The Show Where We Talk About What We Just Watched On "Talking Dead"

• Monkey Balls & Kale

• Push! The OB/GYN Reality Show

• Black Flag's "TV Party": The TV Series

• Artistic Pee Streams

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week:

• Project Runway: The Confusingly Named Show That's Actually About Airport Runways

• Law and Order: CSI

• Ken Burns' Screamo

• Model Home Stagers

• Traffic Cop With a Taser

• Samantha's Itch

• Scrolling Fake Social Security Numbers

• Vending Machine Refill Wars

• Gag?

• Tomahawk Home Makeovers

Info Wars Latest Conspiracies

"We'll see you at 11, but here are some dumbshit conspiracies we're working on:"

• Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin or dogecoin are actually the harvested souls of Egyptian slaves that will drag you to Hell when you try to cash them in.

• Those "Clipper Saver" coupon books you get in the mail actually contain coded messages from D.B. Cooper, who is alive and well and building a secret media empire from Washington state.

• Oprah is actually Tyler Perry.

• The Purina "HiPro Glow" commercials from the 90s were time traveling warnings about genetic testing and were actually radioactive, giving cancer to anyone who watched them on TV.

• Donald Trump is a regular, trustworthy guy who is selflessly acting in the best interests of this country and all its citizenry, but the evil, dishonest media is conspiring to foil him at every turn.

• On the 80s show "Fame," every time they sang the word "fame" in the theme song, the Jews would kidnap another Christian pet.