Let's Check In On That Shitty Mobile Game Royal Match

Mobile game and perpetual YouTube advertiser Royal Match continues to dominate the iTunes app store as its #1 game download. People are divided as to whether it's the worst game ever or it's the worst game ever and I can't stop playing it.

 

Let's Say Goodbye To Some Shit!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Royal Match Review Update

Note: This is an update to a May 16 entry

It has recently been brought to our attention that the feckless, helpless, useless king in the Royal Match mobile game has a name:

KING ROBERT. That's the name given to the constant need to be rescued, to the uncanny ability to find themselves in very specific types of danger, and to the inability to properly govern your subjects because you're almost getting drowned by snowman vomit. LONG LIVE KING ROBERT

The ProofrEADJer: January Edition

"You're," not "Your." English the Easy Way my ass.

"Casted" a vote? Nope.

"Always discrete shipping." Meaning they'll mail you dildos one by one.