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Showing posts with label king solomon's mines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label king solomon's mines. Show all posts
Monday, June 2, 2025
Wednesday, June 21, 2023
Royal Match Review Update
Note: This is an update to a May 16 entry
It has recently been brought to our attention that the feckless, helpless, useless king in the Royal Match mobile game has a name:
KING ROBERT. That's the name given to the constant need to be rescued, to the uncanny ability to find themselves in very specific types of danger, and to the inability to properly govern your subjects because you're almost getting drowned by snowman vomit. LONG LIVE KING ROBERT
Friday, January 5, 2018
The ProofrEADJer: January Edition
"You're," not "Your." English the Easy Way my ass.
"Casted" a vote? Nope.
"Always discrete shipping." Meaning they'll mail you dildos one by one.
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