This Week In Chicago Whatever

 The following are episode synopses for this week:

Chicago P.D.

Criminologist Harren Walker joins the team. Kelsey can't get her locker open. Some young punks give Sgt. Dukey a new nickname. 

Chicago Med

The NICU nurses throw a party at the worst time. Theresa and Donovan bury the hatchet in the commissary. Without his glasses, Dr. Carrow sutures his fingers together.

Chicago Fire

Battalion Chief Baldwin confronts an old nemesis. Kaitlyn reveals her diagnosis to the other EMS technicians. Lieutenant Klein burns his dick off at the training center.

An Imagined Conversation

"Jiehong, we need a name for our restaurant."

"Okay, Chun. Something Chinese."

"How about something with dragons or pandas? Like Panda Hut?"

"Hmmm. I like it, but can it be more natural? Like outdoorsy?"

"Oh! How about a garden?"

"Yes! I like gardens! So, maybe Jade Garden? Or Dragon Garden?"

"Mmmm. Dragon Garden is a mouthful."

"Panda Garden?"

"That's weird. What's a panda doing in a garden?"

"What's a dragon doing in a garden?"

"Okay, fair... How about, Emerald Garden!"

"I like it! But it doesn't really speak to food."

"I think you're being too literal about this. It can be Jade or Emerald or Dynasty Garden or Ming Garden..."

"No, I got it! TOMATOES!"

EADJ Just Wants To Say Hi

Hey there. No, don't get up– we weren't going to stay for long. Just wanted to drop in and say hello and make sure you're doing okay. No, you're not in trouble. There is no major formal reason why we're here. We just wanted to check that you were still enjoying this blog after 16 years of this. We know we've had some good enduring segments and others that either fell to the wayside or were just shitty to begin with LOL.

Yeah. But we're glad you still hanging around for some reason. You look great, btw.