"Well, that's a very... *gah* good question. Uh, ouch... At first gla... *chokes*... glance, it does appear that both... guh... segments are 'how to' or advice columns that... *AGGH* ouchouchouchouchouch... deviate from what they're supposed to say for comedic effe... *ack* WAIT.... WAITAMINUTE... effect. But if you look dee... *gag*... if you look dee... *passes out, slips into coma*
