This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Flying Lotus uses unconventional tools to edit his tracks.

I NEED A HAIRCUT

Thought this was a Squidbilly at first.

Pinups will forever tease you without showing actual vag.

The skeksis took one whiff of the incense and called down.

Oh look. Your dormitory RA's bulletin board from college.

I know exactly what this music will sound like.

Most Likely To Share 18 Collabo Tracks Without Releasing Their Own Album

These are all the people you slept with in 2019. And they're horny now.

Go Borrowed Interest, Go!

This is interesting. Not thrilled about staring into an armpit, though.

Humping The Shark

The Michael Bay Verizon commercial gets played before Uwe Boll's "Postal," which literally played on only 4 screens nationwide last weekend. There were only four people in this theatre, so big media buy there.

A Man, A Plan, 48 Dicks, Panama!

If wishes were horses, Joel would eat all of those horses' dicks.


Today was a harrowing ordeal of scheduling for Joel. He had a dick-eating event at the Beverly Center at the same time he was supposed to eat dick on the half-court line during a Clippers game in the Staples Center. Howard Earle, his agent and publicist, said that the double-booking was unfortunate but was an indication of Joel's growing popularity. That Howard!

(pictured above, a joke gets less funny now that Joel has fully embraced it)