Spotted at Michaels

A Chipotle Burrito turns me into one.

They Should've Workshopped That Tagline A Little More

A one-sheet poster for the movie "Worst Christmas Ever":
 

Is... is that a domestic violence joke? For a Christmas movie about family?

Schedule Changes To VidCon 2025

The industry's biggest meet up of influencers, podcasters and content creators is almost upon us. But due to unforeseen circumstances, the schedule of speakers has been changed. Those of you who have purchased tickets for particular speakers should check the updated line up for particulars:

• The OnlyFans workshop has been switched with the Labubu Modesty Brigade

• The aspiring Instagram boy band Hartz-4-U has been disbanded and rehired as maintenance workers

• Reaction vlogger Ju See Dat will not be standing by the women's bathroom reacting to whoever comes out as he had announced

• The Elon Musk Stan Podcast will be broadcasting from Hall D, not Hall E. 

• Unsigned rapper VinylPussy will be signing his demo tapes for $500 and selling branded hoodies for $1200 each

I Don't Get It

If you buy groceries on Amazon, sometimes they come in nicely packed Amazon bags sitting in a row on your front porch, and sometimes...

#Raguinabox