The ProofrEADJer: Total End of July Edition

Misuse of a contraction. 10 yard penalty. Possession, Steelers.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Oh look. Gorillaz are back!

Jesus. Who around here hasn't contaminated the crime scene?

"Excuse me, when you're finished soaking your nasty toes, can I wash my goddamn hands?"

I'm not sure if this is an old mixtape (see the rappers' names) or if this is a purposeful throwback with old mixtape design. Any guesses?

One of the fun things about big compilations like this is that you get to see how thrilled everyone is to be there.

A scarecrow for when you want to scare off fans of non-preachy rap.

The cashier at Wawa was not impressed.

Oh cool. A pharmaceutical sorority. I had a friend who joined one of those in college. She didn't rap, though.

His ancestors lay down some legendary farts.

R.I.P. Vern Troyer, who appeared in one of the illest rap videos.

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Dear Poster Designer For the 2022 Movie "Medieval" Directed by Petr Jákl

Hey. You're not fooling anybody, mister. The fact that you flopped the image, cropped out more of the legs, and put a mace or whatever in his other hand doesn't detract from the unavoidable fact that this is a direct copy of the 2000 poster for Ridley Scott's "Gladiator". I mean, steal from the best, right? But jeez. Maybe copy yourself after a movie that didn't win 12 Oscars and is considered the 94th greatest film of all time.

Who knows. Maybe this obscure movie from the Czech Republic is actually comparable or better than Gladiator. Do any of you readers want to check it out for us? Please?

"Be Faithful in Small Things Because It Is In Them That Your Pathmark Lies."

An Imagined Conversation

"Jesus, check out this driver. He's a real passholder. Can you believe this passholder? I'm staying in my lane, trying to get into Disney World, and this passholder is trying to cut in front of me. What a fucking passholder! HEY PASSHOLE, I'M IN THIS LINE ALREADY, SO FUCK OFF. Yeah, that's what I thought, you fucking passholder."

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