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EADJ's New Year's Resolutions

Happy New Year! We at EADJ are excited for a fresh start, so here is a list of our New Year's resolutions:

• Stop ordering a venti soy latte at Dunkin

• Win a fight with a bouncer

• Get my body bikini ready for summer 

• Start working on that Bee Gees biopic again

• MORE MUCILAGE

• Call your mother back

• Prepare for Lent

• Connect with the universe like some New Age idiot

• Make you like me

• Learn the lyrics to Daft Punk's "Around The World"

UAG

The ProofrEADJer: End of Year Edition

The ProofrEADJer: Day After Boxing Day Edition

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Now Is The Time For All Good Men To Come To The Aid of Racist Appliances

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Merry Christmas From Eat A Dick Joel

We at EADJ thank you for continuing to read us for whatever reason and send you the brightest and warmest Christmas greetings.

Don't get too drunk.