Arny Free Tag

Picture below: Some poor vandal can't get any love because Banksy is in town.

A Burning Question Answered

"Will the entries from the EADJ DVD Freestyle segment be recorded in the EADJ Crappinuum, which historically has been reserved for EADJ Crappinema entries?"

"No."

New EADJ Segment: DVD Freestyle!

When we're not spending weeks and weeks watching shitty movies for an EADJ Crappinema segment, sometimes we watch random promo DVDs that either come in the mail or are included in boxes with appliances. Or we just find them at bus stops. Grab some popcorn. Today we're going to watch four random DVDs: 

• The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

• The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

• The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

• The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

UAG

EADJ Fashion Roundup, Autumn Look Book Edition

Let's see what the beautiful people are wearing this fall.

When traveling, a mustard and jade ensemble can be topped off with a pink toilet cushion around your neck for that international striped gelato look. Bra straps be damned!

These two ladies were all decked out in opposite colored dresses for a concert in Brooklyn. The woman in white going all out in a cream pair of Christian Louboutin heels, and her friend opting for open-toed flats.

Lord Christ Jesus God Almighty, there is one hell of a wingman to be made there.

Camilla tells the world she doesn't give a shit in this unique ensemble of Hannah Montana pajama pants, a cinched M*A*S*H t-shirt, and a studded leopard purse. Okay, the fact that the flip flops do match the purse does show she gives a hint of a shit.

Leopard print seems to clash with everything this season, as Dana demonstrates when matching it with a tropical zebra print and bright green hiking Tevas. You cross the street, girl!

Meanwhile in Soho, these actual fashion models were carrying these suspicious terrorism boxes to a local studio. Perhaps they are falconers? Ventriloquists? Or maybe that's their food for the whole year.

Why clash during the week when you can clash at church? Monica pairs a club shirt with some camo pants.

"Judge not lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1

"Only God can judge me" -2Pac

Sometimes just getting out of bed is a chore, as Tina shows in her coral pink top, leopard print leggings and black patent shoes. Tina has learned that when you choose not to have pants with pockets, you're forced to wear your keys around your neck like a manager at Sizzler.

Nathan is an intrepid urban explorer in a cowboy hat, walking stick, and the outfit Rodney Dangerfield wore in "Ladybugs."