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Thanks to Fiverr vendor malevoicetalent for the sick DJ drop!

Yeah, there is no "Kristine in the Morning". I just added that because it sounded good.

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Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Oh God. I feel so exposed. Where are my gloves?"

"You know, Chad, I think we've all taken this intramural game a little too far. Maybe it's time to for us to just take a step ba.... GOAL!!!! WE JUST SCORED ON YOU, CHAD! EAT IT!"

"I said certified copy / seven days a week / wet-ass pussy / make that pull-out game weak"

"Eww. Someone got their DNA all over the BLOODLINE. Gross!"

"Alexa, is it a full moon tonight?"

"In a way, yes."

"Boo."

THE END

"What? No one here likes the J. Geils Band anymore?"

"Jesus. You pull over to pee just for five minutes in Georgia and suddenly have to deal with psycho rednecks."

The ProofrEADJer: August Edition II

 

Everything Old Is New Again. Again.

We have a regular segment here on EADJ that pokes fun at Hollywood's lack of creativity, and it's all a joke, but for the past few years, the TV studios have shown that they are truly out of ideas and do the laziest thing possible: fall back on reboots. Why take risks and try new things if you already own well-known properties with built-in audiences (provided they're still alive)? I mean, look at this lazy, unoriginal shit:

I mean, it's so bad now, that you remember that old CG-animated series "Reboot"? They rebooted "Reboot"!

Reboot exception: Battlestar Galactica. That shit was awesome.

UAG

The ProofrEADJer: August And Everything After Edition

 Was that a Counting Crows reference? Jesus.