Meanwhile in Puerto Rico,

White people are still walking around famous Puerto Rican historic landmarks with full, undrunk cocktails like a pair of assholes.

Puerto Rico's Open Container Policy

A guess in Puerto Rico, people just walk wherever they want around town with an open (and FULL) drink.



And not only that, but they do so without looking where they're crossing.


Somebody's gonna die in Puerto Rico tonight. And it won't be from alcohol poisoning.

Post-Christmas Wrap Up Get It

Why do some places WRAP the pictures hanging on their wall as Christmas decorations?


There's this shithole paella place on 9th Street in Brooklyn that does that.


Like, "Here, I got this for you. No I didn't. It's a decoration."


So festive, but not for you!


This place even did it to the picture frames in their bathroom.


But it wasn't the decorations, but this frame that got my attention:



Mofongo? What the fart is that?

Wiki sez: Mofongo is a popular Puerto Rican dish, made from fried green plantains seasoned with garlic, olive oil and pork cracklings, then mashed. Mofongo is usually served with a fried meat and a fish broth soup.

Sort of odd how they're advertising the crab mofongo when I'm about to make my own right there. Always thinking ahead!