Upcoming New Titles On the Documentaries Channel

Everybody loves documentaries, especially people who like to pretend they read a lot. Here now are the latest titles coming to the Documentaries Channel:

"Pork and Beans: How a Hog Farmer and a Bean Farmer Became Legends"

"Tits: A History of Poor Eye Contact"

"Who Was Jesus? A Monthly Time Magazine Series That Repeats Itself"

"The Supreme Court Justices' Sexual Fetishes"

"Converting Sand Dollars Into Bitcoin"

"The Co-Dependent Relationship Between Mario and Princess Peach"

"How A Real Doll Became State Senator of Missouri"

"BALLS DEEP: The Biography of Emily Post"

"We Try To Make Aubrey Plaza Giggle"

Shit, Maybe It's a Cultural Thing.

You might remember a January entry where a restaurant put an ad for mofongo in a picture frame in the toilet. So I found another bathroom in Brooklyn where they put regular signage and an ad for food in a classy frame.



I really don't get it. Unless I ran into the can before even sitting down at a table, I'm pretty sure I would've ordered already, so I don't need to consider the "Three Course Prix Fixe Dinner For $23.00" at this juncture. That's just a bad media buy. I just want to wash the pee off my fingers, please.

And yes, I peed with the seat down. I'm a bad person.

Post-Christmas Wrap Up Get It

Why do some places WRAP the pictures hanging on their wall as Christmas decorations?


There's this shithole paella place on 9th Street in Brooklyn that does that.


Like, "Here, I got this for you. No I didn't. It's a decoration."


So festive, but not for you!


This place even did it to the picture frames in their bathroom.


But it wasn't the decorations, but this frame that got my attention:



Mofongo? What the fart is that?

Wiki sez: Mofongo is a popular Puerto Rican dish, made from fried green plantains seasoned with garlic, olive oil and pork cracklings, then mashed. Mofongo is usually served with a fried meat and a fish broth soup.

Sort of odd how they're advertising the crab mofongo when I'm about to make my own right there. Always thinking ahead!