AMC is happy to announce even more benefits for being a member of Hollywood's best rewards program: Stubs! Here now are the latest partnerships and perks you can enjoy by joining today:
• Go ahead and clip your nails- we'll clean it up!
• Shirtless hugs from either Tammy or Danny, depending on who's working
• Helpful plot subtitles for the stupid
• Free hose that runs to the toilet so you don't have to get up (funnel for women)
• If you boo, we will feel shame
• We will cover your eyes during scary movies with our hands
• If there's a fire, we will do our best to put it out quietly so you won't be disturbed
• BANDOLIERS FOR CATS
