Found in a recent Village Voice: this ad for an acting school. Pretty reputable school, dropping names like Mamet and William H. Macy. But look closely...
What the frak? Sure, Jessica Alba and Skeet Ulrich are very attractive people, but if you're trying to sell yourself as a primo acting school, I think you could do better than the stars of "Blue Crush" and "Jericho." Like maybe a photo of a Resusci Annie and a traffic cone. Alba and Ulrich are terrible in everything they've ever done.
I do have to admit, though, that little printing shmutz on Skeet Ulrich's forehead does make him more intriguing.
Wait, did I say "Blue Crush" earlier? Sorry, that's the wrong title. I meant "who gives a shit."
