Gearing Up For 25 Days of Hallmark Movies

Long underwear, check.

Peppermint tea, check.

Now time to download the Hallmark Countdown To Christmas app to really get this 24 day shitshow on the road:

Racist Appliance Sun, Won't You Come, And Wash Away The Raaaaainn...

If At First You Don't Succeed, Path, Mark, Again

The ProofrEADJER: Sort of End of June Edition

The more illiterate the world becomes, the more frequent these entries.