Welcome to the porn industry! You probably have a lot of questions but we need to take care of a couple things first. First of all, before we get you fluffed, you'll need to pick a porn name. Here's a fishing hat full of porn names. You can help yourself to any of them, but fair warning– a lot of these suck:
Him
Unger Arms
Helmut Polisher
Hugh Lu
Dan Yankees
Pubicus Ainsworth
Her
Vermina Urine
Aunt Tifa
Pam Frites
Annette Flix
Carmen Sandy Anus
