Burning Questions

A banner ad for Endurance car insurance, featuring Ludacris and Danica Patrick:

1) What the hell?

2) Is this a Fast and the Furious movie tie-in?

3) "Ludacris: Artist and Musician". Doesn't his music count as his art? What, does he paint landscapes or weave tapestries too? (Cool, if so)

4) Was the accompanying music to the banner "Move Bitch"?

5) Did Luda not offer a seat to Danica? Is he not a gentleman?

6) Do Danica and Ludacris have a irreconcilable disagreement but begrudging respect for each other and that's why they're standing back-to-back like so many rom-com movie posters?

7) Who drives in that relationship?

8) If car repairs were covered, wouldn't you not be paying for them anyway?

You Gotta Admire The Man

Snoop Dogg has always been hustling, from Hustler porn videos to kids' breakfast cereal. Respect!

This Week's Least Used Twitter Hashtags

People tweet about a lot of different shit, but for some reason they failed to mention the following subjects. Feel free to use these unused hashtags. They were just laying around, anyway.

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