And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Create An Email Signature In Outlook

Email signatures can include text, images, your electronic business card, a logo, or even your handwritten signature. They look professional and can really give your work emails that extra something. Here's how to create your own:

1. Select New Email.
2. Select Signature > Signatures.
3. Select New, type a name for the signature, and select OK.
4. Under Edit signature, type your signature and format it the way you like.
5. Select OK and close the email.
6. Select New Email to see the signature you created.

And speaking of signatures, I sometimes still have clients use corporate printed vouchers. All they have to do is sign the thing and I give them a copy as a receipt. Print lives!

Stay safe, kids!

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Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of July 2

The following are hashtags that have been sitting around the garage collecting dust, because no one wants to use them in their (still stupid) Tweets. Feel free to add any of these to your Twitter ramblings:

#nipplehairperm

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#trivago.com

#HDbirthvideo

#malalaisoverrated

#smithsonianpussy

#invitroorgasms

#cathoardermakeovers

#lastnightadjshavedmywife

#rihannaclothed

#barbarabushbeatboxing