So, This Was Stupid.

I received an email from my local YMCA about registering my kids for Youth Sports: 

The problem was, there was neither an active hyperlink within the image on the email when you click on REGISTER NOW, nor was there a text link anywhere. Just a dumb QR code which you couldn't click on. And this shit was on my phone, so I couldn't SCAN the QR CODE. And then when I googled "South Mountain YMCA SMY YOUTH SPORTS REGISTER" nothing came up.

So guess what I did. I PRINTED this stupid email out and then SCANNED the QR CODE. What stupid grandfather roundabout bullshit is this? Jesus. Well, long story short, my boys are now signed up for 8 weeks of badminton this summer. Kidding.

Who sharted?

Joel got punched at a country western bar Saturday night. A bouncer spotted Joel eating a fiberglass horse's dick that was mounted above the bar. Joel argued that it was just fiberglass, and he was just killing time while the bartender made his Daiquiri. The bouncer punched Joel a second time for spelling "Daiquiri" that way.

(pictured above, through the magic of computers, the real Scott Peterson examines two copywriter-drawn renditions of the short, fatter version of himself)