Crowdsourcing site Kickstarter has announced their latest successfully funded projects. Here are the products and projects that got the green light:
• noiseless flip flops that ultimately are no fun now
• miniature baby leopards that are like regular baby leopards in every way except that they're incredibly racist against the Dutch
• a squeezable dictionary that really doesn't want you to squeeze it
• whimsical fake mustaches that hide your very real canker sores
• STAB-SAVR: a handy budgeting app that saves you cents on the dollar every time you stab someone
