Welcome, fresh flesh! Your first day on a porn shoot, I see. Well, make yourself comfortable, and while you're checking in, you should really think about what your porn star name should be. Donnie has this ashtray full of rejected names in case you didn't have one handy. But beware, they're unused because they're pretty awful. Have at it!
Males
Ben A. Dryl
Phil A.O. Fish
Murky Sediment
Claude Hopper
Telly Vangelist
Females
Peg Myhusband
Nana Nana Booboo
Kris P. Kreem
Sacristy Canyons
Nelly Furtaco
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