Alex Jones and his merry band of idiots are continuing to cook up a new batch of batshit craziness for their gullible fans. Here are the latest untrue news stories to be aired soon:
• American Girl Doll Stores are secret North Korean operations using doll technology to spy on us.
• Whenever you make slime with your kids in your kitchen at home, Obama makes $40.
• Fentanyl is really angel blood that's so potent that we can't handle it.
• If you play "Cuff It" backwards, Beyonce recites the Lord's Prayer.
• Democrats are secretly running a national multi-level marketing scheme involving seed packets and Fortnite V-Bucks
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