Alex Jones and his talented pool of creative writers are preparing the next batch of batshit crazy conspiracy theories for his gullible fanbase. Here are the latest new stories he's going to try to sell them as true:
• Dr. Anthony Fauci is actually an android powered by kombucha and vaccines
• The earth used to be flat but started to become curved when heavy SUVs parked on the corners.
• Logan Paul and Jake Paul are untattooed clones of the Island Boys
• Everyone has claimed to enjoy the Kiss song "Beth" although no one has ever heard it
• Buffalo Wild Wings is mostly Buffalo Domesticated Wings now
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