Last week at WWE Friday Night SmackDown, wrestler Joey "Cheese" Arepas introduced his cousin Gustavo "Yellow Corn" Arepas during a match with The Crucible Crew. Both destroyed the crew within two minutes and claimed the Middleweight title.
At a press conference this morning, NASA announced that respected astrophysicist and engineer Doble Fibra will spearhead their new robotic lunar rover next year. Fibra did not take any questions but declared that "the new era of terrestrial exploration has begun."
Pop stars Lorde, Charlie XCX and Chappell Roan have announced a collab with newcomer Kale Detox. The super group will release an EP in November along with a tour of limited engagements. Detox has said she's "thrilled" to share the stage with such legends. Lana Del Rey has expressed interest in producing.
San Diego police have finally captured Solo Basura, the suspect allegedly responsible for smuggling methamphetamine worth $450K that was found hidden in crates full of tomatillos. Lawyers for Basura have denied any involvement and reiterate his innocence.
Former "Baywatch" actor Chag Sameach was involved in a scuffle at an autograph signing convention when an overeager fan put him in a headlock during a selfie. Using his mixed martial arts training, Sameach body-slammed the fan and threw him off the second floor area into a fountain. The fan has yet to press charges.
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