Smecial Dreams Entry: Celebrity Edition

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Schedule Changes To VidCon 2025

The industry's biggest meet up of influencers, podcasters and content creators is almost upon us. But due to unforeseen circumstances, the schedule of speakers has been changed. Those of you who have purchased tickets for particular speakers should check the updated line up for particulars:

• The OnlyFans workshop has been switched with the Labubu Modesty Brigade

• The aspiring Instagram boy band Hartz-4-U has been disbanded and rehired as maintenance workers

• Reaction vlogger Ju See Dat will not be standing by the women's bathroom reacting to whoever comes out as he had announced

• The Elon Musk Stan Podcast will be broadcasting from Hall D, not Hall E. 

• Unsigned rapper VinylPussy will be signing his demo tapes for $500 and selling branded hoodies for $1200 each

Autumn Leaf Was Ready For Halloween.

Autumn Leaf was ready for Halloween.

Other Leaves just smirked and looked fabulous.

And Another Leaf just seemed confused.

Bonus: Two Leaves show their love! ❤️

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Out of the way, lady! We've got a nuclear showdown in international waters to get to!"

"You know, we won't need a bigger boat after all."

(Some version of a terrible "icicle/icy kill" pun)

"EWWWW! Quick, does anyone have hand sanitizer?"

"You missed. You missed again. Nope, missed. Missed again. Missed. Another miss. Are you even aiming?"

The Horror That Is Public Domain

As of Jan. 1, 2024, the original Mickey Mouse from the 1928 cartoon film Steamboat Willie became public domain. And like lots of other properties that lost their copyright, Mickey was quickly turned into a horror movie:

Why is this always the inevitable fate of old cartoons? Do filmmakers still think this is edgy and hilarious? Are people even going to a theatre to see these? Your guess is as good as mine.

(I think the most enjoyable thing about these is reading the corny taglines on the movie posters.)

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