A Love Note from Jiffy Lube

"Return in 50 miles to have your lug nuts retorqued"

Let's Say Goodbye To A Bunch of Advertising Stuff!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Every so often, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• NCIS: High School

• CoComelon Presents: Mindnumbing Repetition Party!

• Pretty Little Petty Embezzlers

• Eight Wasn't Enough: The 2025 REBOOT Series

• Unreal Housewives of Narnia County

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their schedule this month:

• Kim Deal or No Deal

• Sex and the City: 100% Gentrified Edition

• Invincible Babies

• Yellowjackoffs

• Reverse Shark Tank: Rich Assholes Beg Entrepreneurs For Their Money Back

Happy New Year from Eat A Dick Joel

May your 2025 be like your 2024 but with less scabies, family fights in the parking lot of a Perkins Restaurant, and fewer probation denials!

How To Tell The Difference Between CBS's FBI, FBI: International, and FBI: Most Wanted

Hello, network TV watcher. We understand your time is valuable, so while the 5+ minutes of pharmaceutical commercials are playing during the station break, we'd like to help you distinguish between the identical-seeming FBI programs on CBS, aka the "Tiffany network".

Here are some handy rules of thumb to tell them apart:

• If Dermot Mulroney is on it, it's FBI: Most Wanted. (No, wait. Or is it Dylan McDermott?)

• If the two lead actors are a woman and a dude with a beard, chances are it's either FBI or FBI: International

• If you see the Eiffel Tower, that means you're watching either FBI: International or FBI and the show is taking place at Kings Dominion in Virginia.

• If they're suddenly speaking Spanish and there are NOT subtitles, that just means you sat on the remote, grandma.

• If the storyline is engaging, intelligently written and impeccably acted, that means it's none of those FBI shows and you're illegally watching a pirated copy of HBO's hit series "Severance." We have called the real FBI and they are on their way.

The ProofrEADJer: End of Year Edition

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