Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Out of the way, lady! We've got a nuclear showdown in international waters to get to!"

"You know, we won't need a bigger boat after all."

(Some version of a terrible "icicle/icy kill" pun)

"EWWWW! Quick, does anyone have hand sanitizer?"

"You missed. You missed again. Nope, missed. Missed again. Missed. Another miss. Are you even aiming?"

"You've Got Great Taste"

An ad spotted on Facebook:

Uh, thanks Wayfair? But I don't think this goes with my decor, which is more Eggplant Gothic.

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This Week's Newest Crowdfunding Opportunities

Since 2009, Kickstarter has helped almost dozens of companies successfully launch their products through crowdfunding. Here are this week's offerings that you can throw your money at:

• A pair of cute rabbit ears you put on your cat to piss them off more than anything

• The Benito Mussolini weathervane

• "Bath grenades"-  bath bombs that you have to throw over 30 ft or you'll get really hurt

• A portable device that makes a "gloop" sound whenever you walk so it sounds like you're a mud monster

• Whisker sprinkles? I dunno

• A unique beverage formed from fermented *gag* I can't even finish the description it's so gross *gag*

More Stupid Taglines For a Dumb Movie That Isn't Even In Theatres Anymore

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