CES takes place in Pueblo, Colorado next month. Here are the featured booths and products to check out:
• an Ebookshelf
• some complicated DJ equipment that makes it look like you're doing something
• a humidifier for your wife's privates
• an A.I. controlled Roomba that clicks its teeth at how messy you are
• live music by the Boston Dynamic Stagediving and Moshing Robots
• fiber optic butt plugs
• digital ham
