The ProofrEADJer, End of February Edition

Yes, More Unused, Terrible Porn Names

Welcome to Hollywood! So you're not a very good actor but you have a great body and zero shame? Then, why not sign up to be a pornographic actor, Mr. or Ms.? You can make up to $200 a scene banging or getting banged by other people in the industry. But here's the catch: all the good porn names, so you'll have to make do with the only ones available below. Good luck!

HER:

Cambridge Analytica

Bi Felicia

Alabama Womensrights

Margo Paolo

Spinster Unfucable

Doula Oblongata

HIM:

Juan Tanamera

Username

Vape Millennial

Lou Selfesteem

Steele Yuridentity

Pu Pimoji

Apologies Are In Order, Part 2

Eat A Dick Joel would like to apologize to Mel Kreilein, who had never seen Goatse until yesterday's post. We are sorry to be the first to have exposed you to that, Mel. Your eyes will never be the same, dude.

(pictured above, the exciting new cross-eyed dolls from the Fox program "Prison Break.")