Showing posts with label coriander. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coriander. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Which Can, Erickson? Year-End Closeout Round

Match the following toilets to their respective locations named below. To make it easier this time, we've paired the toilets with different spices. Answers will be revealed tomorrow.

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• Cilantro / RDU Airport, North Carolina

• Turmeric / Craigs, Los Angeles

• Sage / Toucan Cleric's Fun

• Fenugreek / National Aquarium, Baltimore, Maryland

• Coriander / Pacific Printing Press, Surrey, British Columbia

• Cardamom Seeds / Chanans Buffet, Lanham, Maryland

• Rosemary / Ritz Carlton, St. Louis, Missouri

• Mint / Bronx Zoo, New York City


Friday, April 26, 2013

Spotted In Jersey


Have a dangerous assignment? Have no one to turn to? Turn to THE TRANSPORTER.

Are you in possession of a dangerous package that you need to deliver to Chinese gangsters by midnight? Do you need to avoid the involvement of the Feds, the local police, and rival gangs? You need THE TRANSPORTER.

THE TRANSPORTER drives only his Hyundai Elantra. He will NOT drive one of your armored town cars or illegally modified Lamborghini Countachs.

Also, THE TRANSPORTER can't drive an errand for you if the destination is the Millburn Center Strip Mall. He is no longer allowed on the premises after an incident at Foot Locker.

Got missile codes that need to be delivered to the agency head of Counter Terrorism? Need to deliver a one-of-a-kind life saving serum to an orphanage before a typhoon strikes in 2 hours? You need THE TRANSPORTER.

Need to unload alien technology with the CIA on your trail? Need to get a crucial time machine part to its inventor before his evil double from the future gets it? Trying to get a meteorite to the President to help him fight the Wolfman mafia? IT'S TIME TO CALL THE TRANSPORTER.

Except you should call his cell phone and not his home phone, because his roommate is a dick and doesn't always take down all of his messages. Not his roommate Todd, his roommate Dillon. Todd is cool.