More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Your Madison Ivy Uber is here."

"Sure, he massacred everyone here, but you really have to look at the situation from his perspective. I feel a little sorry for him, to be honest."

"RUTH, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!"

"Well, that was a miserable hike. Shit, where's my car now?"

"Aren't you Jennifer Hudson?"

"Yeah, aren't you Milla Jovovich, and why are you wearing a ring light on your face?"

An Incomplete List of Things Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande

In addition to ruling the pop charts for over a decade, Ariana Grande will have you believe she is the cutest thing EVAR. We respectfully disagree with Ms. Grande and instead offer these things that are easily cuter than her:

• Japanese mascots for tissue paper

• Single Chiclets

• Children wearing little cowboy duster coats

• Miniature corn impaled on regular-sized corn cob holders

• A catfish wearing a bonnet

• Travel sized nose hair trimmers

• The Funko Pop figure of Ariana Grande