Synopses For Upcoming Episodes of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"

"Countdown"

When a blogger threatens to attack a school, it's up to Charlie and his pals to hunt him down and kill him.

"Territory"

Charlie confronts a drug dealer who says he "accidentally" started dealing on his turf. A new mob boss requests a meeting with Charlie's friend Tugboat.

"Keyless Entry"

Charlie's ties to the Russian mob almost disqualify him from receiving a key to Coloforms City from the mayor. Luckily, he pays off the city council and the ceremony goes forward.

"Extra Extra!"

The bodies of several prostitutes end up near the Colorforms factory and the local paper threatens to break the story. Charlie makes it all go away by threatening the journalists' families.

Another Sign That I'm Old

 I saw the lineup for something called the "Gem & Jam Festival":

I didn't recognize ONE SINGLE ACT. Seriously, they read like fake bands on a Simpsons Lollapalooza episode.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto Explains The San Antonio Spurs's Zip Trick Back Play

The San Antonio Spurs's offensive playbook is full of ways to overcome tight defense and find a way to move the rock and take advantage of the team's energy and athleticism. One of the tricks in their impressive arsenal is the "zip trick" playbook. Here now is an example of how one of their key offensive strategies, the "zip trick back", works: 

1) The 2 zipper cuts off 5 while 1 runs off the baseline triple

2) 3 cuts out the back off 5 while 2 passes to him for a jumpshot

And speaking of jumpsuits, when riding in the back of one of my limos, please don't throw your fast food wrappers or cups into the wastebasket near the partition. You'd be surprised how many times I've been splattered by cola or Big Mac special sauce while driving. Yuck!

Stay safe, kids!