Social media's biggest collection of influencers, vloggers and useless dipshits luminaries will grace the stage at VidCon US 2024 next month. Here are the latest appearances scheduled:
• Jake Paul and Logan Paul will fight over the last Hot Pocket in the freezer
• Viral ukulele player Sondra Gash will play the entire catalog of Pink Floyd on the convention hall roof, rain or shine
• Liam Kyle Sullivan, the creator responsible for the 2006 viral video "Shoes", will celebrate his 80th birthday
• Virtual influencer "Skynet" will make a big announcement
• Manosphere podcasters Joe T & Buck will oil up and shave each other onstage to show how straight they are
• The Drake/Kendrick Lamar beef explodes when their respective caterers face off
• 4-hour "In Memoriam" montage for all the Instagrammers who died doing something stupid
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