Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Yet More Available But God-Awful Porn Names


If you're an eager young actor or actress trying to get into porn, CONGRATULATIONS! You have a brief and unrewarding career ahead of you (the only industry briefer and less rewarding is advertising). But first, you're going to need a porn name. Here are a few we had lying around, but only because they're terrible. Knock yourself out:


Him

Schaden Freude
Dunning Kruger
Phil A. Mignon
Jacques Itch
Gazebo Pergola


Her

Val Holla
Shannon Nigans
Euthanasia Puppies
Crotchella 2019
Dawn Keykong
Chaka Holic

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