Wednesday, January 1, 2014

2014: "Eat A Dick Joel" Is Now "Hug A Pewter Bear"


Hello, EADJ readers, or should I say, HUPB readers! That's right. Starting today, this infamous blog has now been handed over to yours truly, where I can finally run the fun, lovable content you've always wanted from this URL! We're going to have loads of amusement, folks! Here are some of the changes that I will instill immediately:

• No cursing or mean-spirited writing at all. This is supposed to be FUN!
• New regular EADJ HAPB segments, such as Guess That Yankee Candle, Ringtone Download Of the Week, and Stuffed Animal Reviews:

• Every Wednesday, we will post the music video to "Brave" by Sara Bareilles, simply because she is an AMAZING singer and that song is SO CATCHY!!!!


• Less mention of horse nuts, abortion rights, "taints," and Procter and Gamble. This is 2014, people!

• I guess that's it for now. Consider this list a "living document" that will grow as we go forward. See ya soon! In the meantime, here's a Christian-themed Jumble:

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