Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix removes or adds shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix's lineup this month:

• The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Did We Mention The Rings?

• Yellowstone But On Rollerblades

• Only Misdemeanor Assaults In The Building

• Whatever Show Brad Garrett Is In Now

• The Masked and Chained Singer

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing this month:

• Star Wars: Obscure Character Unnecessary Backstory

• The Great British Boil Off

• Celebrity Squid Game

• Girls Gone Wild Kratts

• Hiding Your Roots, the Genealogy Cover-Up Show

2014: "Eat A Dick Joel" Is Now "Hug A Pewter Bear"

Hello, EADJ readers, or should I say, HUPB readers! That's right. Starting today, this infamous blog has now been handed over to yours truly, where I can finally run the fun, lovable content you've always wanted from this URL! We're going to have loads of amusement, folks! Here are some of the changes that I will instill immediately:

• No cursing or mean-spirited writing at all. This is supposed to be FUN!

• New regular EADJ HAPB segments, such as Guess That Yankee Candle, Ringtone Download Of the Week, and Stuffed Animal Reviews:

• Every Wednesday, we will post the music video to "Brave" by Sara Bareilles, simply because she is an AMAZING singer and that song is SO CATCHY!!!!

• Less mention of horse nuts, abortion rights, "taints," and Procter and Gamble. This is 2014, people!

• I guess that's it for now. Consider this list a "living document" that will grow as we go forward. See ya soon! In the meantime, here's a Christian-themed Jumble: