Don't Hate The Giver- Hate The Game.

I bought my brother a "Chocolate Edition of Clue" for Christmas. I know- weird, right.


We broke it out and played it the other day, and turns out it's just the same ol' game of Clue, but the playing pieces are NOT chocolate sculptures of Colonel Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, etc. but instead are a bunch of cheap square chocolates with the names of the weapons, rooms, and suspects on each piece.


Game play aside, I noticed on the back some nutritional information and even an allergy warning:


Depending on the severity your nut or wheat allergies, this might mark the first time that the game Clue could actually kill you. Neat!

***SUPER BREAKING IMPORTANT EADJ NEWSFLASH UPDATE!!!***

(from the AP Wire)

SOURCES INSIDE 225 NORTH MICHIGAN HAVE CONFIRMED A SPOTTING OF THE ELUSIVE SHORTER, FATTER VERSION OF SCOTT PETERSON STOP. A WITNESS HAS EVEN CAPTURED PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF SAID SHORTER, FATTER VERSION OF SCOTT PETERSON AND WILL POST TOMORROW STOP.

JOE NUDELMAN (DON'T LAUGH) WILL CONFIRM THE PHOTO TO COMPARE IT WITH HIS OWN EXPERIENCE WITH THE SHORTER, FATTER VERSION OF SCOTT PETERSON STOP.

(pictured above, a scene from the upcoming Lion's Gate movie "You've Got Dick," wherein two co-workers just yards apart discover that they both ordered the same big black latex cock, when all along they were made for each other. Rated PG-13 for cutesy dialogue, some drug use and a brief shot of scrotum)