More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"I love you, Milk Cow. I'm sick of skimming through this relationship. Let's take this to whole."

(translated from Spanish) "You think you're so tough? Then prove yourself with a frontside boardslide into a 360º ollie kickflip off that rail over there. OR DIE"

"Life has really been different since I left my Slanket in the dryer for 48 hours."

"Taste anachronistic chrome chain, you Roman motherfuckers!"

"Okay, we've seen the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe and had a nice lunch at Les Deux Magots. Where to next, gang?"

"Okay, Hector, I've put on my bib and I'm ready for the lobster dinner, but why are you still trying to photograph boogers in my nose?"

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight!

From "The Onion Movie" page, with a video of two kids cutting and examining onions and other vegetables, a comment from "thestave500:"

"um... you guys are fags... that was really gay, just like all your videos... i wish you would die... in a very horrible way... and put it on YouTube... so i could watch you die... and laugh... because that is the only funny thing you could do.... die... fuckin losers....i hate you..."

On his About page, "thestave500" writes the following about himself:

Interests and Hobbies: I like to set things on fire, skateboared, playguitar, snow board, and hang out with my friends...

Somehow I doubt he's really 27. Unless he's 27 and really dumb.